"The One's" Infomercial

After watching the half-hour Obama infomercial, I have one question:

Where's Ron Popeil when you need him?

While thoughtful, Obama's infomercial reminded me of a scene from Gilligan's Island where a banana republic dictator said, "I promise you dis, dat, an de odder 'ting!" in an effort to pander to everyone.

Sorry, Barack, I ain't buyin' it.