All Right, Tennessee!

It's one of my favorite states. After reading Walker Percy's _Love in the Ruins_, I think of going to East Tennessee to wait out Armageddon.

But I'll be doing it with alcohol. Now I can practice my inalienable right inside an Applebee's serving Budweiser. Who'd have thunk it? Override that dithering liberal gubnor. Way to go, Tennessee legislature!