A Man's Gift to His Girlfriend or Wife?

My gift to you, my beloved, is that I'm not sleeping around with other women. That's what Roissy, that influential DC alpha male proselytizer, thinks.

I mean this guy is like a Khalil Gibran of relationships:

You could spend $100,000 on a lavish wedding, but the thing she'll most fondly remember is that erotic note you hastily scrawled on a cocktail napkin and passed to her under the table. Think about it.